As you can see it just started with a new playlist to jam to at work.
Wasn't looking forward to coming back to work, but then remembered that I can listen to "Drop It Like It's Hot" while tax returning #daymade
— Nat Perks (@natieperks) September 23, 2015
The artist formerly known as Snoop Lion
However, it quickly led to revelations
Guys, guys, remember when @thegame was rap's MVP and he wasn't going nowhere so we could get to know him? #thuglife
— Nat Perks (@natieperks) September 23, 2015
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| Nothing says thug like a butterfly face tattoo |
And, inevitably, remorse.
The music of @seanpaul_YBZ is grossly underappreciated
— Nat Perks (@natieperks) September 24, 2015
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| This means "I Love You" in sign language |
Occasionally, other genres crept in...
OMG YOU GUYS. WHAT EVER EVEN HAPPENED TO @RyanCabrera ???!!!!
— Nat Perks (@natieperks) September 24, 2015
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| Answer: He got a hair cut |
Even as I started to be critical, I tried not to judge.
Hmmm The Essential R Kelly. I don't know if I would call any of R Kelly's music, ESSENTIAL. But you do you, R Kelly.
— Nat Perks (@natieperks) September 24, 2015
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| Man who has been trapped in his closet since 2005 |
However, questions started to be raised that I don't think we will ever know the real answers to.
Is "Wonderful" by Ja Rule, R Kelly, & Ashanti supposed to have the same rift as Sisqo's "The Thong Song" ?
— Nat Perks (@natieperks) September 24, 2015
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| Pondering his next big hit |
Some shade was thrown...
I can't listen to @GavinDeGraw without thinking about #OneTreeHill. Which is unfortunate, because I was not a fan of #OneTreeHill
— Nat Perks (@natieperks) September 24, 2015
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| Hats MVP |
If @MTV had given @KristinCav her own show after #LagunaBeach instead of @LaurenConrad, we'd live in a different world today #neverforget
— Nat Perks (@natieperks) September 24, 2015
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| #TeamKristin #BeforeThereWereHashtags |
Sometimes my maturity wavered...
The song "locked up" by Akon is way more entertaining when you imagine a poop singing it 💩 #mature #wontletmeout
— Nat Perks (@natieperks) October 8, 2015
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| Wait... who knew Akon was THIS good looking??? Damn. |
But then more uncertainties arose that reminded me to take this seriously.
I don't think @NickCannon actually knows what a gigolo is...
— Nat Perks (@natieperks) October 8, 2015
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| Wanted for Male Prostitution since 2005 |
Sometimes it looked like my mountain would never be topped...
Somehow I need to trim down my playlist for my 2005 party from 13.5 hours to around 5... 😨
— Nat Perks (@natieperks) October 8, 2015
Which led me to a pit of despair...
— Nat Perks (@natieperks) October 9, 2015
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| Still making music apparently ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ |
And rose from it to self awareness.
I feel like my twitter commentary on 2005 hiphop has gone largely unnoticed. Am i too progressive? Too radical? Must be. #misunderstood
— Nat Perks (@natieperks) October 11, 2015
The lack of appreciation almost led me astray...
Taking a break from 2005 hip hop to prep for #CUSA2016
— Nat Perks (@natieperks) October 13, 2015
But I came back, stronger than ever.
This one is for @PrettyRickyBSF for reppin consent back in '05 "but if she want me to beat it up, then dammit I'll beat it up" #respect ✌
— Nat Perks (@natieperks) October 21, 2015
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| Annoying, white, skater kids from Venice at a rave? |
However, the end is nigh. The reason I was listening to so much 2005 hip hop was in preparation was in preparation for my 2005 high school party, which is tomorrow night (I live at my parents house, of course I'm going to try to relive a 2005 high schoo lparty). I don't know if I'll continue my foreray into critiquing 2005 hip hop. But, if I don't, my last tweet was a two parter and probably the most honest of all of my tweets.
Flash back to how seriously we used to take Crank Dat Soulja Boy #memories
— Nat Perks (@natieperks) October 22, 2015
Like, if you did not fucking point to your shoes when he talked about his bathing apes it was over. you should just go home @souljaboy
— Nat Perks (@natieperks) October 22, 2015
... nothing more needs to be said.
xoxo,
Little Tornado
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